I showed up, I looked, I made it awkward.

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A few days ago I had to fill some forms for professional matters and I came across a question about social skills.

After briefly thinking about it, I realise my social skills include:

- Telling inappropriate jokes in awkward situations;
- Laughing when I shouldn't laugh;
- Enthusiastically saying hello when introverts walk into the same elevator and terrifying them with lively small talk for at least 3 floors;
- Naively pointing the elephant in the room when everybody is avoiding it;
- Asking the waitress if the chocolate mousse is homemade only to turn it down when they proudly confirm it;
- Saying "you too" when the stewardess tells me to enjoy my flight.
- Asking the 14 year old kid who is trying to mug me if he is old enough to be drinking.


Yeah. I don't foresee a very bright future ahead of me.


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Very disappointing Mr. Cai Lun. Very disappointing.

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I just used two fingers to scroll on paper. It didn't work. Stupid paper.

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