... when leaving your parent's house you point your car keys to the door and expect it to open.
I'm dazzled with all your prodigal Marketeer sons who managed to convince the world that everything tastes better with random dehydrated fruits.
But now, in all seriousness, could you please help me have a bag of Muesli without having to pick out the raisins?
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In 10 days I'll be at Adele's concert in Lisbon. Since years, I wanted to see her live and now I was lucky enough to get golden circle tickets. I know her previous albums quite well but hadn't yet heard '25'. So today, I happily decided to listen to it to learn the songs.
The experience was more or less the equivalent of a sad clown killing cute puppies on a rainy day.
And now if you'll excuse me, I'll just go lay under my bed clothes with a Kleenex and a handful of Prozac.
A friend of a friend asked me to do the logo for his family business. After I've sent him an estimate with a (very) friendly price, he calls me back and says:
Him: My wife thinks you're too expensive, and that we could find someone cheaper. But I would really like to work with you. Can we renegotiate the price?
Me: How much does your wife cost you a year? I'm sure I could find you a cheaper one.
My sarcastic mind is so unnecessary it pains me I'll have to live with it forever.
Last week I got a pinkeye.
So instead of the usual contacts, I had to wear glasses to work.
I get in the elevator. A peer I know quite well walks in, looks at me and proceeds to adopt typical elevator awkwardness behavior (pretending to be focused somewhere else in that one square meter of metal).
Me: Good morning to you too!
Undisclosed clueless peer: Oh! Hi! Sorry, I didn't recognize you!
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