7 steps for a glorious Monday

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1. 7am. You walk out naked  to your balcony to grab the underwear you left outside to dry because the sun finally came out this summer;

2. You raise your head and notice to all your horror that your Japanese neighbour is seating in the balcony in front of you.
3. Although he clearly saw you, you urge to hide back inside and in the process drop a couple of your undies out of your balcony and into everyone's backyard.

4. Half an hour later you walk down to the backyard to grab your bike and your undies and your 60-year-old landlord is standing there. He raises his hand holding your red lace underwear and asks you if those are yours.

5. You turn the same colour of the undies and because your immaturity is an AK-47 shooting in all directions you say no and leave immediately.

6. You come back home after work to find your underwear collection hanging on the staircase wall. 

7. You wish yourself a happy Monday.





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