A friend of a friend asked me to do the logo for his family business. After I've sent him an estimate with a (very) friendly price, he calls me back and says:
Him: My wife thinks you're too expensive, and that we could find someone cheaper. But I would really like to work with you. Can we renegotiate the price?
Me: How much does your wife cost you a year? I'm sure I could find you a cheaper one.
My sarcastic mind is so unnecessary it pains me I'll have to live with it forever.